« For All Your Garbage Can Distillery Needs Come On Down To... | Main | And Now For Another Round Of: Which Joke Works Best? »

Comments

photoslave

Will be posting the petition link on facebook.

SusannahJoy

The thing is though, a petition isn't going to do anything. Why would Target care about a bunch of signatures, as long as they're still making a ton of money? That doesn't make it right, but anyone who expects anything different is pretty naive. The only way to get these stores to stop opening super early is to stop shopping there (at least, during those hours). That said, I'm pregnant, and living far away from all my friends and family, which means I have to buy all the furniture and clothes and everything, without getting to use anyone's old stuff, and buying it all on black friday will save me hundreds of dollars, if not more. I feel bad, but I dont have that much extra money.

TerminusOmega13

"carefully evaluated with our guests, team and the business in mind."

Translation: Demands of Business dictate what we do.

That seems to be the idea for most businesses today. I now rate businesses on a scale of Demands of Business v. Demands of our Employees.

Skittles

A spokeswoman for Target said that the 9 p.m. opening time was "carefully evaluated with our guests, team and the business in mind."
"In fact, across the country, team member preferences were considered in creating our store staffing schedules," Target said in a statement.
Translation: We couldn't care less about our employees, frankly they should get on their knees and suck our corporate dick when we say to because we don't consider them to be real humans. We could easily replace all of our employees at any time, and frankly they're lucky we don't charge them for the blessing of working for us. We also don't need to worry about public outcry because we bribe all the politicians to maintain our power and authority along with other corporations.

Eviscerator

Remind me again why Anonymous doesn't just spread addresses, phone numbers, and emails of the corporate asshats responsible for this?

I'm not advocating mob violence, no. Not at all.

Zmidponk

'In fact, across the country, team member preferences were considered in creating our store staffing schedules'

Translation:They asked team members whether they wanted to start the Black Friday sales on Thanksgiving evening or get anally raped by a police baton wrapped in rusty barbed wire, and most said they'd prefer the former (though many had to think about it first).

NC Tony

'In fact, across the country, team member preferences were considered in creating our store staffing schedules'

Say it with me:

    BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!

What that should say is "In fact across the country we figured by opening earlier we could ruin thousands of employees Thanksgiving festivities and make more money for our greedy corporate overlords who will be miles away from the store and stuffing their fat stupid faces while the employees who have to work wish for their slow and painful deaths."

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment



  • Greetings Curious Scroller,

    If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.

    I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!

  • TO READ MORE CLICK HERE