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Yet another instance when children grow up to be crushed when they realize that the world doesn't really poop glitter and rainbows.
Posted by: Spritzy | Thursday, December 20, 2012 at 06:12 PM
Markdown, 90% off, and I still wouldn't buy these.
Posted by: Bored at the Bookstore | Thursday, December 20, 2012 at 07:00 PM
My fiance would find them pretty funny. But then again, his humor can be really juvenile at times (lol).
Posted by: cashykat | Thursday, December 20, 2012 at 07:39 PM
pooping jewels? that could be kind of painful.
Posted by: Minder Ella | Friday, December 21, 2012 at 05:54 AM
I wish I pooped rainbows
Posted by: Obvious | Friday, December 21, 2012 at 08:58 PM
I'd buy em for the same thing I buy all playscale dolls for. Stealing their clothes then giving the nekkid dolls to goodwill/salvation army/red white & blue
Posted by: NumismaticNerd | Friday, December 21, 2012 at 09:58 PM
I do the same thing, NumismaticNerd. A unicorn that poops rainbows would easily fit in with either our Monster High or MLP collections, but I can't imagine paying $15.+ for it, no matter how much Moxie the girls come with.
Posted by: Dorriebelle | Thursday, January 03, 2013 at 01:24 PM
I'll call it now -- "i poop rainbows" wins for Phrase of the Year, and it's only january 4. I'm going to find as many ways as possible to use that this year.
Posted by: TC | Friday, January 04, 2013 at 08:47 AM
Kids are also going to grow up to realize there aren't any unicorns, pink rabbits, etc, so I'm not sure this is an issue. Great free advertising for them though. Wonder if they stole any ideas from The Oatmeal. If you want a realistic toy, have a toy cat that comes with kibble (prescription or otherwise) and include a large vet bill, blood glucose meter kit, syringes and insulin to treat the diabetes caused by the inappropriate food. That would be a realistic toy.
Posted by: Cee | Sunday, January 06, 2013 at 08:32 AM
Seriously? Lets not play the "Diabetic Blame Game" by trying to convince anyone that KIBBLE (and yes I CAN read between the lines to "Fast Food" or "Twinkies") CAUSES DIABETES. It is a GENETIC DISORDER that KILLS and injures MANY THOUSANDS every year.
Even the so-called "Type 2" diabetes has a GENETIC COMPONENT--you could weight 500 pounds and NOT be diabetic or weigh 100 lean pounds and be a Type 2. Don't got that gene? Ain't never gonna have diabetes.
Before you post things like this please do your due diligence.
Posted by: Comet | Saturday, February 02, 2013 at 01:03 PM