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How about these two.
On a Superman Cape -- Warning: Use of This Device Does Not Enable Wearer To Fly

From a Pop-Tart (TM) box:
Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated"


On a laser pointer.

Do not point in eye.
Do not point in remaining eye.

Crazy Cashier

actually the hair dryer one is because some people like to feel the heat against parts of their bodies while they sleep. They lay it on the bed and then it can cause the house to burn down.


If there isn't at least 10 videos that make that warning on curling irons necessary, then this isn't the internet I know and love.


From another one of those bluntcards:
"I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people... I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out."


Best one I heard of was on a chainsaw:

'Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.'


The hairdryer thing I heard was because this couple was using several hairdryers to keep their bed warm and what the the covers being over the hairdryers the bed caught on fire.

Fellow Slave

Well, some people like the sound of white noise and the hair dryer could work for that while they sleep.

I hate that I know these things some times (conversations with old college friends can be so random).

Womens Retail Slave

ok i know that older people can take kids meds, but on all the childrens cough syrup it states -"do not drive or operate heavy machinery." Like what 5 yr old is getting ready to back-ho a swimming pool or make some table legs on a lathe saw?

Womens Retail Slave

1 more I promise....

at work we have stainless steel wipes which "are not for personal hygiene use"


On a jar of peanut butter: "CONTAINS PEANUTS"

You don't say! And all this time I thought there weren't any peanuts in my fucking PEANUT butter!


I had a prolonged, involuntary shudder after reading the toilet brush one.

One of my favorite things to do is see what a wide variety of products are for "external use only", though if the internet has taught me anything is that for any given object, somewhere, someone has video recorded themselves with it jammed into an orifice.

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