But Tex, who is usually an asshole, is on a Tweaker Energy drink, so he’s in a pretty good mood. He smiles at this lady and says ‘C’mon! No sad faces in here, let’s see a smile!
This woman just glares at him and says “I hate everything to do with [Tribe] and gambling.”
So… why the fuck is this woman in a gas station OWNED by said tribe, which sits next to a giant-ass Casino?
Tex is determined to get a smile out of this woman, though, and says “Well, I’m a member of [Tribe to the north], I ain’t [Tribe]!”
She glares harder, if possible, and yells “I just hate all you fucking Indians!”
Yet Tex just keeps smiling and motions to the east.
“Well get back in your canoe and paddle your ass back to England, lady, we were here first.”