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As A Former Retail Worker... I Can Only Cry For Humanity

Pizza

Posted by on Friday, January 18, 2013 |

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The Last Archimedean

Whiskey...

Tango...

Foxtrot.

This warning should not be necessary for people over the age of 2.

Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 01:20 AM

Skittles

Now I will have to try to remember to youtube search to see if there is a video of someone to whom this warning applies.

Posted by: Skittles | Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 02:16 AM

Chicajojobe

I think it's a joke. As in our pizza smells so good that it'll drive you crazy with hunger, so we're reminding you not to eat the box too!

Posted by: Chicajojobe | Sunday, January 20, 2013 at 05:08 PM

K-dub

Things like that aren't always there because someone did something stupid. Sometimes they're just parodies of real warning labels. This one is clearly a joke.

Posted by: K-dub | Monday, January 21, 2013 at 07:08 AM

The Last Archimedean

I hope you're right, k-dub. I'd hate to think someone would actually be so stupid as to need that warning.

Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, January 21, 2013 at 11:18 AM

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