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CharlieWhiskyMike

Sarcasm needs Intelligence and doing The Hard work of thinking. Customers are to Lazy to think so it Must be stupidity.

The Last Archimedean

As the great George Carlin put it...

"Think about how stupid the average American is. Now remember that half of 'em are stupider than THAT!"

CharlieWhiskyMike

i got my crusty experience from german custys

The Last Archimedean

It's definitely a global problem unfortunately...

WorkedAtCinema

I am guilty of sarcasm. A lot.

Tsuhna

has it ever occurred to you that sometimes, just sometimes, it's the retail employee who's the stupid one? I once needed to get an ESD -wristband (or, as it's often called, "grounding -wristband"), and the only place in the town was a hardware store that sold just about anything, when I asked an employee if they had any, the employee didn't even say anything, his mere facial expression was insulting enough that I flipped the bird and walked out.

Raz

You might like this site Tsuhna

http://notalwaysworking.com/

CharlieWhiskyMike

Yes, of Course The employee can be The stupid One. Stupid customers can have a Job on their own (where they create a hell for their coworkers because they are to Lazy to think)

Nocturnesthesia

People mistake my sarcasm for extreme stupidity all the time, it actually makes it all the more amusing. What's the best is when in a roomful of people where 75% know I'm joking and the other 25% fall for the fuckwit-bait and start arguing. It's like a real live internet comment box.

The Last Archimedean

When I'm sarcastic, you'll know the difference between it and stupidity.

About 20 years ago, one of my TA's in a linguistics class informed me that in English, a double negative can mean either a positive or negative, but a double positive can't mean a negative. I'd recently seen a discussion about this point online, which apparently my TA had missed, and decided to use a variant of Sidney Morgenbesser's response to a similar assertion by J. L. Austin.

Me: "Yeah, right."

TA: [goes quiet and glares at me]

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