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Oh no a post about umbrellas, a flame war shall surely ensue.
Posted by: Skittles | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 01:35 AM
Brilliant, really.
Posted by: Michael Chandra | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 04:13 AM
Slow day, huh Freddy?
Posted by: HeavyP | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 08:07 AM
That's actually a nice idea that is convenient for everyone. No slave has to come by with a mop every ten minutes to clean up the puddles by the door this way.
Posted by: Shevrolet | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 08:36 AM
What is strange about this? They are providing plastic bags to put your wet drippy umbrella in.
Posted by: v | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 09:53 AM
It says use it for your umbrella, not use it AS your umbrella.
Posted by: K-dub | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Yeah, I don't get it. The office building I used to work in had these just inside the front door and they were pretty great.
(Sidenote: The office building had the misfortune to have the name of a very well known brand of hotel on it because the top floor belonged entirely to that company. People would occasionally come in thinking it was a hotel, and since my company was on the ground floor, we usually had people wandering in asking for a room.)
Posted by: Nomnom | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 11:20 AM
I don't get what's funny or unexpected about this.
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 12:17 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does not get it either.
Posted by: Perky | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 01:07 PM
I've seen the same sign in lots of places.
Posted by: danny b | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 04:35 PM
I don't get it.....could you explain it?
Posted by: MahiMahi713 | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 06:30 PM
That's actually a brilliant idea there.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 06:35 PM
It means that nobody's going to end up tit over tail in that store. Sweet
Posted by: Techdeath | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 07:35 PM
Hey everyone! I thought it was humorous that the sign had welcome, take a plastic bag as an umbrella!- as if it were raining. If it had been turned around and said, thank you for shopping at sears, take an umbrella, that would have made more sense.
I also thought it was a brilliant idea and a great thing to do for the custys during rainy days here in LA!
Posted by: Freddy | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 08:41 PM
So it's funny because it's not raining where the picture was taken? Just trying to understand.
Posted by: M | Monday, January 14, 2013 at 10:50 PM
Freddy dear I think you missed something. It says "For your umbrella" not "As your umbrella".
I got why you think its funny but I just think you misunderstood :p
Posted by: Kel | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 03:13 AM
Okay, I guess I sort of get how you interpreted that.
Maybe I'm just boring, but I never would have seen that as saying 'use the bag as an umbrella incase of indoor drizzle', rather just a polite version of 'put your umbrella in this bag so it doesn't drip all over the damned floor!'
Or maybe this is a function of living in LA where it rains, what? Four times a year? Just kidding. ;-)
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 04:08 AM
Cousin It? Is that you?
Posted by: TechTyger | Tuesday, January 15, 2013 at 11:46 PM
I also thought that was a great idea and don't get what the problem or joke was. I refrained from responding, but am glad now that I am not the only one.
Posted by: Larry Berry | Wednesday, January 16, 2013 at 02:39 AM