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Wow. Wish I could put that sign up at our shop!
I'm assuming it's, maybe, a convenience-type store? With lots of kids trying to hang out there?
Reminds me of a bookstore in New Hampshire that charged a $5 entry fee, which they would refund... If you bought something. They went out of business after the owner went after a customer with a length of pipe, though. Somewhat of a curmudgeon, that guy.
Posted by: Bored at the Bookstore | Monday, January 28, 2013 at 09:01 PM
That reminded me of reading through one of the clients goals. Incontinence was actually listed as a goal, and try as I might no one recognized how stupid that looked.
Posted by: Skittles | Tuesday, January 29, 2013 at 12:28 AM
Wait, what kind of client was this? And why was incontinence a goal? (What did they think it meant??)
Posted by: Nomnom | Tuesday, January 29, 2013 at 05:38 AM
May I recommend www.depend.com?
Posted by: Joie Aimee | Tuesday, January 29, 2013 at 02:25 PM
@Nomnom it was a mental health client who had some issues with incontinence. The goal should have been more along the lines of: Client will develop and implement a plant to control incontinence. What my co-worker had written was: Client will become incontinent. I think they meant to put "continent" which would have been pretty silly looking too.
Posted by: Skittles | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 at 02:34 AM
So, does this apply to anyone who goes in and can't find what they want? Or is it a selective policy to kick out anyone they don't want inside, or what?
Posted by: Raven | Wednesday, January 30, 2013 at 05:01 PM
Maybe they mean you can't use their loos is you don't buy.. ;)
Posted by: PedanticTwit | Friday, February 01, 2013 at 12:11 PM