Adjustable to the kind of day you've had! Customers annoying but overall not bad? Stick to the Sober Shot! Your boss chewed you out for something you didn't do? Go Twofer Pissed! Crazy lady sent you into the back room 16 times, looked at the same item you retrieved three times and said it was wrong? Go for Drunk! Finally, if, after the crazy lady ran your ass off, you come out of the back to find your useless Coworkers from Hell have already fled the store at the beginning of an influx of hellspawn hyped up on candy and have been rampaging unattended for the last three hours? Go fo Shit Faced, followed by the Fuck It Gimme The Bottle night cap!