A Racist Crusty Gets Handled

Hi long time lurker, first time text poster. They call me Ishm- no, wait they don't. I'm Fleabite, I work in a Flea-market for a friend, working the booth. I feel, that in the 5-6 months I've been in retail, I have now been christened. I've had fun with a racist b*****d, tangoed with Rats & N.A.T.s, picked up after Piggies & Hellspawn, and dealt with the general public. Here's my, first of many, story:

Racist Bastard:*walks up to booth, points at an Asian style hat.* "Hi, can I see that (expletive) hat?"

Fleabite: "What?"

Racist Bastard:"The (expletive) hat, can I see it?"

Fleabite *Pointing to different hat.*: "This hat?"

Racist Bastard: "NO, the (expletive) hat!", He says this louder every time.

Fleabite *Pointing to another hat.*: "This hat?", This goes on for about 3 more rounds before he gets that I'm f***ing with him.

Racist Bastard: "NO! YOU STUPID, F***ING B****! THE (expletive) HAT!"

Fleabite:"I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any chain-mail hats."

Racist Bastard: "F*** YOU! YOU STUPID F***ING B****!" *Walks away.*

That's it for now, and...

May your Crustys always get the squeaky, messed-up wheel carts,

--Fleabite.

Comments

[CoG]

AHAHAHA! :D Lucky you, getting to screw with him. There are definitely some crusties that I'd've liked to screw with!

[Chicajojobe]

LOL! Too funny!

[Bitch Boy]

I like this one; this one is a keeper!