Today was an interesting day for me.
First, I got some dumb ass motherfucker wanting gas on a pump. Tried to set it only to get the message: "Pump in use, prepay not allowed". I ask him to press the cancel button on his pump so that I could set it. As he starts to walk away I spy in his hand an open can of BUD LIGHT. He walks halfway to his pump then comes back and tells me that it's not being used, not even following my direction. I tell him thrice more to press the button so I could set it; was ignored thrice more. So then I tell him that he can take his money and leave as he is ignoring what I ask him to do AND that he has open booze on my property.
Two minutes later, his dumb ho comes and wants me to set the pump, but I also refuse her. Then she's all like, "If you don't want my money, then there are other gas stations!" It's not that I didn't want their money, it's the fact that these sad excuses for life had OPEN BOOZE on my store's property! Just about every place here has a sign stating the open booze is prohibited on the store's property, and I'm not about to lose my job because these morons can't even be smart enough to stay home and get wasted.
I told one of the managers about it, and he told me that I did the right thing by refusing them service.
Second, I totally got someone arrested today.
The guy that got arrested had been 86'd from my store's property in the past because he had been caught panhandling both for food and money. Despite being told he was persona non grata, he kept coming back and conning people into buying him food or giving him money.
After his third con (that I witnessed) of the day, the guy that had bought him food came back and asked me about him. I gladly told this man all about that guy and he told me thank you for the heads up on it so that in the future he wouldn't fall for it again. Cue an hour or so later, and this con artist shows back up.
I call for our security guard. He comes out, I fill him in. He goes and gets the sheriff's deputy that works at our store. The two of them talk to this guy, who then runs off into a local apartment complex. I thought that they lost this guy yet again. When I later see the security guard, he told me that they got the guy's address and sent another deputy to arrest him for the fact that 1) he was trespassing, and 2) the last time that they had an altercation with this guy, he knocked the sheriff's deputy down.
Best day ever that I had, two morons get owned by me or with help from me, and I totally didn't get into any trouble!