From Bra Bitch:
Here's a story of a kiddie NAT.
I once worked at a bra store...think Victoria's slutty secret sister... I think you know what I mean...
I'm alone in the store and this kid comes in, no older than 14, wearing a backpack fresh out of school. Asks me for a bra in a 32a at the very top of the shelf. She can't even reach it herself.
I get it down for her knowing some shit is about to go down. Grab her a fitting room and sit by the entrance waiting to hear the zip.
Sure enough about a minute in, I hear her bag unzip. She comes walking out with a look of sheer shock on her face to see me standing there. The little idiot NAT left the tag and hangar right on the bench in plain view!
I look at her and say, "I'll go ahead and take that for you since that didn't work out."
She's standing stunned, and she just looks at me. So I repeat myself. She goes back in the room unzips bag and throws it at me as she hauls ass out of the store.
Very entertained I called out to her. "I hope you don't get grounded!"
One of the least competent thieves I've encountered but at least I caught it in time!