Bra Bitch Catches A Young, Dumbass NAT

From Bra Bitch:

Here's a story of a kiddie NAT.

I once worked at a bra store...think Victoria's slutty secret sister... I think you know what I mean...

I'm alone in the store and this kid comes in, no older than 14, wearing a backpack fresh out of school. Asks me for a bra in a 32a at the very top of the shelf. She can't even reach it herself.

I get it down for her knowing some shit is about to go down. Grab her a fitting room and sit by the entrance waiting to hear the zip.

Sure enough about a minute in, I hear her bag unzip. She comes walking out with a look of sheer shock on her face to see me standing there. The little idiot NAT left the tag and hangar right on the bench in plain view!

I look at her and say, "I'll go ahead and take that for you since that didn't work out."

She's standing stunned, and she just looks at me. So I repeat myself. She goes back in the room unzips bag and throws it at me as she hauls ass out of the store.

Very entertained I called out to her. "I hope you don't get grounded!"

One of the least competent thieves I've encountered but at least I caught it in time!

--Bra Bitch

Comments

[CoG]

Oh, man. This is my Dream Catch. I have tried to ask LP if they wouldn't mind us coming in after they caught someone that we turned in, so that we could verbally abuse them ("Don't you let me catch your nasty ass stealing from MY STORE again!"), but so far, my suggestions have gone unanswered. *sad trombone*