Hi Retail Hellers! Its Long Time Retail Slave here again to share with you another story of my personal retail hell. It has been a while since I shared a story, so if you forget, I told you all about my adventures in pet store hell.
Anyway, this time I’m going to share with you my adventures in grocery store hell! I want to note that these situations took places YEARS ago and I no longer give a flying fuck about that store. Because of this job, I vowed to never work retail again.
First a little back story: at the time, I was living with my aunt. And by “living” I mean she graciously allowed me to sleep on her couch. Kind of a lousy deal but I had nowhere else to go. So anyway, I was looking for a job and applied everywhere. I narrowed it down to two choices: a grocery store and a clothing outlet. I picked the grocery store simply because it was closer (I had no car at the time) and the clothing outlet offered only weekends.
I go in for the interview at the grocery store and the store manager asked me why I picked their store. Typical interview question, so I did what I always do: lie through my teeth. I said because my father was a store manager. Which is true, I just left out the part where I hadn’t talked to him in 20 or so years.
Turns out, my father was some kind of fucking mentor to the store manager. Needless to say I got the job and even though I applied for bagger, I got to be a cashier. Things started off fine enough: everyone in the store seemed to be nice and they were always smiling. This should’ve been a red flag for me; nobody fucking loves their job that much, especially in retail. But I was naïve about the world in general, so I thought that the people were actually happy to be working there.
Needless to say, the job sucked big hairy monkey balls. To say they trained me is laughable. I had never worked a register before in my life and loathe everything about math. I told them this, so what did they do to “train” me? Stuck me on a register to watch a ridiculous video with a talking bag as my “trainer.”
I didn’t learn a fucking thing. Bad thing about this is, about three or so weeks into the job, I get called into the back room by the manager. Apparently I was off on my till for a while. (Basically, every fucking time they checked? Idiots.)
I did what they call shadowing, which is basically standing by a cashier and watching what they do. Now, the cashier is supposed to tell you things, like how to run a check and shit. Mine sort of did but left out something pretty big: count your till before you go to break. I hadn’t been doing this and that’s why my till was always off. You think the manager would understand this and not write me up right? I laugh in your face. Yeah right, he fucking wrote me up. And I signed because I was a moron.
I could talk all day long about how much this job sucked but let’s just cover the basics: they would call me ALL THE TIME on my days off. It’s not like I would miss a day or write down my schedule wrong or anything. They would lie to me about my schedule. For example, if I was working Wednesday, had Thursday off, and worked Friday, I would get a call on Thursday with some dumb fuck asking me why I wasn’t in. I would ask them what the hell they were talking about and they would tell me that I was supposed to be there an hour ago. This is something to note: they would NEVER call ahead of time so that I could possibly make it there on time.
Literally EVERYONE knew that I had to get a ride or ride my bicycle to/from work. For them to call me and expect me to come in was ridiculous. I would never answer the phone or flat out tell them to go fuck themselves and I wasn’t coming in. I made sure to check the schedule to the point of being OCD about it.
The baggers were nice as hell and I was friends with most of them. Some of the cashiers were nice while others were tolerated. However, the worst people of all were the customer service girls. I kid you not; they were like the mean girls in high school and gossiped about everyone. They were rude as fuck and most of them treated you like they were your manager. I was enemies with most of them because I take no one’s crap, especially some piece of shit sorority girl wannabe who thinks she’s better than me because she gets paid $8 while I get paid $7.50. There was one really nice customer service girl who I felt terribly bad for because she had to put up with so much shit it wasn’t funny.
Anyway, to wrap the story up, I quit in an epic fashion. I was having a bad month to say the least: my grandfather (who was like a father to me) got sick really, really fast.
I woke up one day to find out that he had passed away during the night. I was devastated to say the least and seriously started to question my life at that point. Then quitting day came.
I was working as usual, numb to the world around me and trying to figure my life out. (It was VERY HARD to work because a lot of older people came into the store. It seemed every older gentlemen reminded me of my grandfather...) I get called into the store manager’s office and I knew something was about to go down. When I went into the room, the snotty customer service…whatever the fuck she was, was there as well giving me dirty looks.
A few days before quitting day, some old bitch had come through my line and started trouble. She gave me cash to pay and so I went through her transaction as fast as possible. When I was DONE, old bitch decided that she wanted to give me change. I told her sorry but I had already closed the drawer and her transaction was over. Old bitch was having none of that and practically demanded I give her change.
Now, I’m not great at math. I’ll admit that I’m terrible at it. I carried a calculator in my pocket for situations like this but I was NOT HAVING THIS BITCH’S ATTITUDE! She was extremely rude and out of line. I just snapped. I couldn’t take another old ass entitled customer breathing down my neck about some stupid piece of shit matter. My fucking grandfather had just passed away and I was done dealing with people like her.
I told her over and over that I couldn’t help her but if she wanted change, to go to customer service. We’re talking MERE CENTS here, people. It was like fucking FIFTEEN CENTS! I didn’t get what the big deal was now, and probably never will understand. When I tried to hand the old bitch her money back, she refused to take it. So I set it (ok I probably SLAMMED IT) on the counter, locked my register, and walked away before I punched the old bitch.
Well, apparently, the old bitch had called corporate who called my store manager and got her chewed out. (Not my fault that she probably got yelled at 1,000 other things because she was a shit manager) I’ll admit that I was probably a little rude to the old bitch, but what happened next was something I did not deserve. I was ready to sign the fucking sheet of paper and go the fuck home but oh no. Store manager wasn’t having that. (I have to note here that the store manager in this situation was different from the one I mentioned at the start of the story. THAT store manager was fucking amazing. THIS store manager was a piece of rotten fish that had washed up on shore and sat on the beach for too long.)
Bitch Manager wanted me to sign a piece of paper that was basically a warning and that would probably reduce my pay. (I got paid 7.50 at the end of my job there, which is a pile of shit.) I refused to sign it because of what happened. Not only did they start to lecture me about how to treat customers, but they wanted me to watch the surveillance tape. My blood was boiling at this point. I had, on several attempts, tried to tell the Bitch Manager MY side of the story but she didn’t care.
Her piece of shit lackey was smiling like an insane clown because she hated me from day one and LOVED this. They didn’t care about what I had to say. I was just some lowly cashier who they could take their anger out on. The Bitch Manager went into a tirade about how people come to the store from the hospital, how there’s five different stores that the store had to compete with, and how my “customer service” was reflecting the store’s numbers.
Right…I’m the one who opened up five other stores. I’m responsible for the store losing customers. It’s my fault. Certainly not the fact that Bitch Manager was fucking terrible at her job and everyone hated her. That this particular store was a dumping ground for employees the company couldn’t get rid of but who were otherwise pieces of shit. That’s my entire fault. Then she had the audacity to suggest that I speak to my abusive EX-boyfriend for some "tips."
My eye was twitching at this point. I was DONE, THROUGH, FINISHED with this job. I had been chewed out one times too many by this Bitch Manager and her lackey. I took my write up and ripped it to shreds in front of them both and told them what they could do with their shitty job. I was in TEARS because of how they kept tearing into me about everything. They knew absolutely NOTHING about my life and didn’t give a shit about me. I gave my two weeks, blocked my ex from nearly everything because he was stalking me, and moved back in with my mom. I haven't looked back since.
That was the worst job that I have ever had. I wanted to share this story with this website because I know there are people out there like me. I see them in stores all the time. Let me tell you something: your life is what you make of it. Don’t let ANYONE tell you how to live your life. My grandfather was an amazing man and I try to live my life like he did. I am now back in college, in an amazing relationship, and pursuing my dream of becoming an author. I’ve even written my very first novel and entered it into Amazon’s Breakthrough Novel Award. The day I quit that terrible job is the day I started living. Let me tell you, if you have a dream, LET NOTHING STOP YOU! If your job sucks, it won’t get better. If you’re unhappy, a rainbow won’t magically appear and whisk you off to Never Never Land. YOU are responsible for your life and YOUR actions make your life better or worse in the long run. Live your dreams and never look back.
--Long Time Retail Slave

Sometimes you just have to take a stand.
Congratulations on getting your life turned around.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 12:22 AM
I'm so sorry for everything you went through <3 I'm glad your life is looking up, and I admire the strength it took to make that happen. Best of luck in the future!
Posted by: Daisy | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 01:30 AM
I almost wish you worked where I do. Some people with spines would be a nice change of pace in this company. Good for you, and I hope your novel does well.
Posted by: Skittles | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 02:32 AM
OOOOO I had one of those jobs where they would change the schedule without warning, usually on your day off so that you can not check. For example if I had Tuesday and Wednesday off, on Tuesday they would re-write the schedule and put me on for Wednesday, but not call me and tell me. So on Wednesday I would get a call asking why I wasn't there. The manager would even admit that she changed it on my day off and did not let me know. Her excuse was that I should come in everyday and check my schedule--not call and check, because she said she did not have time to answer the phone and it was my responsibility to come in every day, around closing time, to check my schedule.
That bitch wrote me up twice for not showing up, so after the second time I quit.
Posted by: Perky | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 05:20 AM
Concession: that store sounds pretty disorganized, which can be frustrating. However, I think I would have had problems working with you at our store, which is actually a relatively pleasant place to work. I try to make an effort to understand my employees - most of them are students trying to get by, some of them struggle with personal issues on a regular basis. I can understand that, and I do my best to get shifts covered when stuff comes up (e.g., a checker who'd come in to work but couldn't stop crying because of something that had happened in her family, so we sent her home and just dealt with being short the rest of the afternoon). But sometimes they're just immature kids who aren't willing to work with the system...or adults who aren't cut out for jobs working with people.
Some of the stories on here (and notalwaysright.com) I can fully sympathize with, and some I have reservations about. Yours is one of the latter, sorry.
Glad things are better now.
Posted by: ThisWillBeUnpopular | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 08:30 AM
My store will wait until the hour you were supposed to show up has passed, as well. Usually it's within 15 minutes if they're not busy. However, I am literally the only person they will not call despite having my number written down in three different places. I have been standing there while managers are trying to get a hold of people 10-15 minutes after they were supposed to be there, but somehow I don't get called until an hour or two into my shift, or not at all and I don't hear about it until the next day? Bullshit. I even recently had scheduled a day off a month in advance, and was still scheduled to work it. I came in that day and was asked "What are you doing here?" As it turned out, the manager that makes the schedules had suddenly remembered that I'd asked for the day off and penciled another girl onto my shift, and nobody bothered to call me to tell me not to come to work that day. I ended up working since Hubby had already driven off and the girl they got to replace me for the day didn't show up until five minutes after she was supposed to clock in.
I'm so glad your life has turned around, and so glad you had the cajones to tell your horrible boss and that horrible customer service bitch (who, from the sound of it, didn't even need to be there, she was just there to revel in the fact that you were getting reprimanded) where they could stick their complaints. I hope I'm as brave as you the day I'm finally driven to quit my job.
Posted by: Mollywobbles | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 10:52 AM
I started getting super OCD about schedules at my last job -- I was called a couple of times and chewed out for not being there, and only AFTER did they check the schedule and realize I had the day off; apparently I was just there so often that I couldn't conceivably not be there -- so every week when the schedules came out, I would photograph all of them with my phone. Every time there was a scheduling dispute, I would just offer to get the photograph of the schedule on my phone.
Never had an issue with schedules again, as soon as people realized I was properly documenting things.
Posted by: Less Than Zero | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 11:09 AM
I'm glad that most of you had similar experiences! It's nice to know that I didn't suffer through something that others had. (and that fact is kind of sad, as well.)
I just want to say to the person "ThisWillBeUnpopular" -- No offense but you don't know me or the situations that occurred. A lot of stuff was left out because it was too personal to put in. But there was a lot of other things going on then what was written.
I just wanted to share my experiences for people suffering through shit jobs who think they can't get out of them. (for whatever reason)
The problem is that you're actually a good supervisor or whatever. Only a few of the supervisors I worked with were. (And they were always the ones who couldn't do much about it anyway.)
I was in and out of the hospital several times and was told that I HAD to come in, even when I literally just got out of the hospital.
Just goes to show you, don't assume anything about someone because you can be completely wrong. All in all, I hope that my story helps others realize that when you're in a shitty job that you don't HAVE to stay there. And really, you don't. Call me someone who shouldn't work in retail or whatever you want. I still have to pay my bills like the rest of you and I'm not trying to make a career out of it.
Posted by: Long Time Retail Slave | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 12:30 PM
Oops, I meant to say: it's nice to know that I DID suffer through something that others have.
Posted by: Long Time Retail Slave | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 12:32 PM
I don't know if I could have been clearheaded enough to give them two weeks notice if I had been in your position. It would have been more like two second notice, as in "In two seconds I'm walking out of this shitty job!", but I'm glad you got out of there and that your life is better now. Living well is sometimes the best revenge. I've had some crappy jobs in the past (and only ever walked out on one because I was literally one day away from punching someone), but my life is much better now, and I have awesome co-workers and managers.
Posted by: NC Tony | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 01:36 PM
I've been through the last-second schedule change on my day off "where are you, we put you on the schedule and we expect you to magically telepathically know you're supposed to be here" routine before. Can't say I've ever put up with that bullcrap for any amount of time.
Although those of you it does happen to I would recommend photocopying the schedule on the day it's posted and getting any available manager to sign or initial it if possible, or taking a cell phone pic. If your schedule-maker jerks you around too much, you can always forward your evidence to whoever is above the schedule-maker in the company and watch poop hit the fan.
Posted by: TechNoLogic | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 08:58 PM