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The Last Archimedean

Suppose he hadn't been caught... what in Zeus's name was he going to do with all those doughnuts?

photoslave

That is one BAD case of the munchies.

Perky

"Could you imagine going down the interstate and seeing the Krispy Kreme donut truck with the cops chasing behind it?; Flashing lights? What would you think,” said store worker Susan Patterson.

Now that is comedy gold!

Nomnom

""Nobody would like the donut that much he would steal the whole truck,” said Quick Shop store owner Peter Thakkar."

Well that quote makes absolutely no sense. But if he's trying to say nobody likes Krispy Kreme donuts enough to steal a truck of them then fuck him! Krispy Kreme has a cult following. I totally believe someone would steal a truck of them just for the donuts. Delicious... Krispy Kreme... donuts... mmm.

NC Tony

"Could you imagine going down the interstate and seeing the Krispy Kreme donut truck with the cops chasing behind it?; Flashing lights? What would you think,”

I'd probably be thinking "No one will ever believe me!"
That's funny as hell though.

Nocturnesthesia

Ahh yes, God bless America. Hilariously enough a similar heist happened in Canada last year, but it was a few million dollars worth of maple syrup stolen, and the Mounties actually reduced the sentence when the crooks gave it back and apologized.

Skittles

This may be the first time I would believe someone who said they committed the crime because they were high on weed.

InSecurity

For Krispe Kreme? Donuts must suck in Georgia if that's the best around. Either that or I am a total donut snob. Does your first trip to the ER for burning yourself while making homemade donuts make you a snob?

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