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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
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Now I'm a fan of Mondays. Fat girls are awesome. They have sweet personalities and I also find them more physically attractive than skinny girls.
Obviously, not every female on the planet will fit within my generalization. I'm sure somewhere out there there exists a very sweet girl who happens to be skinny and a fat girl who happens to be a total b*tch. But based on personal experience, I have found that 99% of the time it's the twigs who have an entitlement complex the size of Texas.
[And all of us RHUers are all nice -- to each other at least. We let people who deserve it have holy hell -- certainly Burger Bitch does.]
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 06:23 PM
Glad to read TLA's post. My high school years were spent as the fat girl who loved horses and wouldn't let anyone cheat...
Signed, Monday
Posted by: Minidoc | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 07:15 PM
If Monday was a girl, it would be one of those bitch twigs with a post-hangover glazed expression and excessively 'fun' hair. Not that it matters, because Monday hasn't read the material and can't contribute to a meaningful discussion anyway.
Posted by: obviously still a liiiitle bitter about highschool | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 07:38 PM
Well, this Monday preferred unicorns, vampires, and werewolves to horses, thank you very much.
Posted by: Jami | Monday, February 11, 2013 at 08:51 PM
What's wrong with liking horses? Bah!! I hate cheats.. I'd probably tell if someone was cheating on me. I'm skinny, though. Genes. Lovely customer once enquired about my weight and told me I needed to eat. What a lovely customer.. >.< Co-worker than asked if I was anorexic! Yay me.
Posted by: PoetryOtter | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 02:43 AM
I'm more of a Thursday girl.
Posted by: Nomnom | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 06:32 AM
Yay sexism!
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 02:28 PM
Sexism AND fatism, Chica.
Posted by: Jami | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 06:15 PM
The irony there, Jami, is that heavier women are [as a general rule] the type of people all my sane friends -- both male and female -- would choose to spend a social evening with. They tend to be better conversationalists than men and much sweeter than skinny women. So if the intent was to make Mondays sound like something bad the person who wrote the graffito used a piss-poor choice for a negative example. A much better choice for a negative example would be a stereotypical testosterone-fueled male sexist pig.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Tuesday, February 12, 2013 at 07:44 PM
I am Monday. Except for about a month in seventh grade when I let this girl copy my homework every day because she said she was just "checking her answers" and I was a moron and believed her.
Posted by: The Worst | Wednesday, February 13, 2013 at 05:21 AM