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The Last Archimedean

I've been drunk off my @$$ before but never to the point where I couldn't tell whether someone I'm looking at is male or female. With me, drinking removes my inhibitions and the filter separating my thoughts from my mouth, so if I was unattached at the time and that drunk [and the rest of you was as curvy as your chest] I'd have been hitting on you something fierce.

Back when I was a student, I hit on the 6'2", 250-pounds-of-solid-muscle star of the softball team. She wrenched my arm behind my back and twisted. I couldn't lift my arm above my shoulder for a week.

That was the last time I got drunk.

Chicajojobe

Never been mistaken for a man. According to my brother, he's often mistaken for a woman. I never believed him when he said it happened all the time until I was there to witness it.
A man came up behind us and said, "Excuse me, ladies."
We both turned and it was hilarious watching him quickly sputter out, "Sorry...guy."

It makes some sense though because my bro is short and has long hair. In your case, though I'm guessing that guy was just an idiot because it doesn't sound like you look like a man at all.

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