Pro tip: If a street performer is in the middle of his performance, DO NOT interrupt him.
One man learned that lesson the hard way when he barged into a crowd of onlookers and started hassling a street performer on Cavill Avenue in Queensland, Australia.
"Hey! Leave him alone, man," someone shouts.
But that doesn't stop the purple-shirt-wearing pesterer from giving the human statue a wet willy.
Dude, you most certainly had it coming.