Terah: Wintergreen or Straight?
This is a legit question, seeing as the large tubs of Longhorn only have Wintergreen or Straight in the long cut variety.
Dude: Longhorn Longcut.
Terah: …Wintergreen or Straight?
Dude: [Agitated] Longhorn! Longcut!
Terah: You want Wintergreen or Straight?
I grab what he wants, and he asks for 5 packs of cigarettes with it. I plop them on the counter, verify it’s what he wants and go to ring him up.
Terah: Okay, that’s gonna be $35.48.
He gives me $20.
Terah: …okay, just need another 15! [Smile]
Dude: That’s not right.
Terah: Well, I’ve got a 20 here, just need another 15 more.
Terah: …yes sir. 15 more please.
Seriously, does 20 plus 15 equal CANTALOUPE to this dude?! CLEARLY it does and I am the idiot here for thinking it equals 35!
He hands me a 5. I tell him I need 10 more. He hands me a 10, and I ask if he has the 48 cents in change. He takes it all back and gives me $100.
Dude: I thought you said it was 3500.
Terah: …no, sir.
I gave him his change back and made him watch as I counted it, bagged his stuff and stuck 2 receipts in there, just in case.
Once the door shut and he was gone, I turned to PJ with a ‘WTF’ look on my face.
Terah: Since when does 20 and 15 equal cantaloupe?! Please tell me he was drunk and not actually that stupid!
--Terah The Gas Slave