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Greetings Curious Scroller,
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It sure as hell hasn't the multiple times I was handed a tract while at work. There's nowhere more inappropriate to receive hate literature from Jack Chick than while at work, so I can't give the person a piece of my mind (or one of my own tracts from my UFO cult parody religion).
Posted by: Hellbound Alleee | Tuesday, March 05, 2013 at 07:21 AM
Hey, at least it's near a proper waste receptacle. Tear a few sheets out, wipe, then flush. Free toilet paper.
Posted by: Madrias | Tuesday, March 05, 2013 at 08:20 AM
So I guess now we know kind of building was at the corner The Fray was singing about in their song ;-)
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Tuesday, March 05, 2013 at 10:20 AM
This is standard for this crowd--these (bathrooms, gas pumps, etc.) are places that are suggested for leaving tracts, so even if you're shy, you can still proselytize.
(To clarify: I don't do this, but my research partner and I study it, specifically Chick tract stuff. So we know way more than we'd like to at this point about how it's done.)
Posted by: LittleWriter | Tuesday, March 05, 2013 at 11:42 AM
I think the best had to be....at church. Someone handing literature for another church outside of the 11:00 mass I attend every Sunday. He couldn't understand why he didn't make a lot of headway....
Posted by: Sandman2010 | Tuesday, March 05, 2013 at 12:28 PM
Hey, rolling papers! Sweet! Bet I could roll up a FAT one with those fuckers!
Posted by: Wmdkitty | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 12:17 AM
All they did was leave some reading material (albeit boring reading material) by the can. They didn't force it on anyone, or shove it down anyone's throat. Why are you people still upset?? It wouldn't bother me to see a pamphlet about the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the bathroom.
Posted by: The Worst | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 04:44 AM
Because, The Worst, I like to crap in peace. One needn't speak to me in order to disturb my peace.
Posted by: Rattus | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 09:09 AM
You like your religion - good, keep it to yourself. I've found that the more you want to push religion on someone, the crazier you are. Also, if you have a bible verse on your check, you are a jerk. Every time in the last 8 years this has been proven to me over and over.
Posted by: LSinNW | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 09:28 AM
The Worst,
I'm not upset. This post is more about the hilarity of imagining whether someone would want to admit that they found religion while taking a shit!
I didn't even realize it was intentional evangelism until LittleWriter said something. I figured someone who was given the tract just left it there because they were too lazy to throw it away.
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Hellbound Alleee - can I get one of those? I'd like to hear the Good News about our UFO brethren.
Posted by: CoG | Wednesday, March 06, 2013 at 12:23 PM