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Posted by Ilia on Tuesday, March 26, 2013 | Permalink
Hamburger, no tomato, no lettuce, shit-ton of mayonnaise, and extra avocado.
Ah, the days of working fast food. Thank God they're behind me.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 at 06:51 AM
You forgot to swap out the hamburger for chicken.
Because ordering what's on the menu is too hard.
NC Tony |
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 at 07:34 AM
but later down the list it says that she wants hamburger instead of chicken, tony.
if it were me taking that order (or her friend with a brain, since she doesnt have one), i'da done slapped the bitch.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 at 09:04 AM
I feel like a scumbag for laughing so hard at this, but I'm laughing SO hard... before I was a Happy Wino, I was a Bad@ss Barista and occasionally when someone was going on and on and on about the particulars in their frou-frou frappadappadopacino, we would nod solemnly and solicitiously say "Mmmm hmm, got it" while pecking in absolute nonsense on the order screen.
Because, let's be honest, we might be just be low-paid tip-monkeys jingling our tin cups, but you come in here every Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday and order the same thing, the same way. WE GOT IT.
But the last line just kills me.... CHUUUUURRRR. xD
The Happy Wino |
Tuesday, March 26, 2013 at 09:44 AM
I like the line where it just says Squaaaaaak. WTF does that mean?
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 at 02:35 AM
The chicken, Skittles! The chicken squaaaaaaks!
Wednesday, March 27, 2013 at 05:55 AM
Skittles: I'm more confused by the chuuuuuuur at the end. At least the squaaaaaaak makes sense, it's the sound a chicken makes! lol
Thursday, March 28, 2013 at 03:39 PM
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