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Nomnom

I'm surprised my head didn't actually, literally explode from reading this. Because it sure felt like it wanted to.

NC Tony

If I ever met a guy like that in real life, it would take every ounce of self control I have to not punch him in his smug face.

The Last Archimedean

I'd beat the arrogance and stupidity out of him with a clue-by-four, personally.

CoG

The title was right, though. In the end, he told the truth: he wanted a free chicken sandwich, and he got it by being an asshole. How many times have we dealt with this shit in retail, and suspected that this was the case? I don't really have a point here. Typing a response is keeping me busy enough to not headbutt the screen out of frustration and pure loathing for the fucking free chicken sandwich guy.

sterytethytr

I WANT THE TRUTH!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Perky

We had to deal with someone like that today.
Bitch: "Hey, you there. I called yesterday and talked to Bob and he told me he was going to hold the pink Ipod for me."

Me: "We do not have anyone here by the name of Bob, nor do we have a pink Ipod. Do you think you might have called our store in __________."

Bitch: "Are you calling me stupid? I think I know what store I called. And I know who I talked to. Now you get Bob out here with pink ipod. Now. If I do not get my pink Ipod, I better get the black ipod for free."

Me: "I need a manger to the electronic department..."
Long story short, she didn't get it for free, but she did get it for 30% of, which is what is was probably what she was trying for--getting some sort of discount.

ChocNightmare

She'd be lucky for 1p off with my manager, I got annoyed at a rude customer last Tuesday and when I told her and described the customer she said "Oh him.... he comes in every Tuesday.... I'll have a word...". Well Tuesday came around and she had had no sleep cause she's ill and my disappointment when he never came :(

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