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Why can't our world have more people like this?


Because the world is not enough to contain more like him.


Well Willie seems cool enough if all he does is BAM. I was accosted recently by a Walmart greeter while leaving and he insisted that I had a sister who worked there because I looked like her and I was getting married soon (both of which are so untrue) and then proceeded to tell me all about how long he and his wife have been married. He walked me all of the way out of the store and I was afraid he was going to walk me to my car. Seriously, that was too much for me.


It's Elzar!

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