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Sales Agent Guy

That deserves a Retail Balls Award if you ask me!


Ah, Customer #2: the customer in line behind Customer #1 who realizes that #1 is being an asshole, and promptly sides with the slave. I dream of one day being this person. Especially if said person is cool enough to catch that L&S reference. (Seriously, I reached the end of that sentence and made a sort of *squeee* noise at my monitor.)

NC Tony

If a customer ever accused me of trying to steal their identity, I'd look them dead in the eye and say "If I wanted to steal someone's identity, it certainly wouldn't be yours."

Larry Berry

"I don't see how that broken machine is my problem. I want my shakes."
If you want shakes, then a broken shake machine is your problem.

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