However, I know myself. I needed a gym buddy. I could go with Tank, but he's a little crazy about his workout and yeah...recipe for trouble. So I talked my friend into coming with me. I'll call him Pepper cause he likes pepper and I am not feeling creative.
Now, a little back story about Pepper. Pepper is a fairly attractive male. He was fairly popular with the ladies in high school and college. He's gay though. Very proud to be gay. But you won't know he was from talking to him or even looking at him. And it's not like he blurts it out when you first meet him.
I mean, in the past, I had ex boyfriends get jealous about me hanging out with Pepper until I would say, "You do know he's gay...right?"
Anyways! Pepper and I have been hitting the gym twice a week for a few weeks now. There are two girls in their late teens, maybe early 20s (though I doubt it) that are ALWAYS there...ALWAYS! I'll call them Snob and StuckUp. They are your normal boy crazy college kids, and have made it known they have taken a fancy to Pepper. However, they are the biggest, snobbiest, stuck up bitches that I have witnessed to date.
For example, there was another girl who would be there. Snob and StuckUp liked to pick on her for being chubby. Now, this girl never actually heard them say anything about her because she worked out with headphones on.
So I told Snob and StuckUp, "Well, she's at a gym, at least she is doing something about it."
I only got a middle finger in response and they called me names. No biggie, whatever, right?
There's also another guy who comes to the gym. I'm 99% certain he's gay too...since he wears a shirt that says HEY GUESS WHAT...I'M GAY. KISS MY ASS IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. So...yeah, okay I know he's gay for reals...he and Pepper have exchanged phone numbers!
I'll just call him BlueEyes cause he has some sparkling blue eyes and, again, not feeling creative.
So, Pepper and I were at the gym today. As usual, Snob and StuckUp were there doing whatever the fuck they were doing while making googly eyes at Pepper, glaring at me, and talking shit about BlueEyes. They must have been feeling super confident today because they came up to Pepper while we were getting our work out shoes on in the lobby and the following convo happened.
Snob: Hey hot stuff, how about you ditch ugly here and come hang out with us?
StuckUp: Yeah...we'll show you a good time.
Pepper: No thanks girls.
Snob: Why not? I bet we are way better in bed than that freak ever is..(pointing to me.)
Pepper: I wouldn't know. She's not my girlfriend.
(At this point, BlueEyes was standing at the desk, and we heard him snicker.)
StuckUp: What you laughing about, fag?
BlueEyes: Nothing... just know that you two are wasting your time.
Snob: Oh, does little pussy boy have a wittle crush on my future fuck buddy? Freak. (Yeah...she really said that. So classy!)
Pepper: I don't know who your future fuck buddy is because it's obviously not me. Besides, I have a crush on HIM. By the way, you should really stop with the hateful crap that comes out of your mouths. It makes you look ugly...well, uglier...
And with that Pepper took off into the gym with me following behind on trying not to fall on the floor from laughing. Their shocked faces were too priceless.