I'm back with a story from the vault (this one coming from one of the first jobs i ever had. Waitress at a very posh nouveau rich restaurant). It's a rather short one, more of a rant.
Dear douchey custy, eczema is NOT contagious, impetigo is. Yes I have eczema on my hands. I was born with a bad intolerance to anything dairy, the eczema is what results from that.
Do not scowl at me, then demand a clean plate and fresh food because you claim I've got leprosy. Yes, you're a rich snotbag, no I do not give a shit how rich you are, go talk to my manager if you really have a problem.
And just a general note to custies. Do not whistle, click your fingers, shake your glass or cup at me, yell at me from across the room, (and this one I was close to slapping the bitch) and do not say 'oi you' or 'girl.'
You have no idea how short my temper is when I'm stressed, especially the same day my douche of an ex fiance pisses me off because I may not be able to stop the patronising, sickly sweet voice and smile when I really just want to punch you in the tit.