Let me just say this, no custy fucks with Tera in the drive thru window and lives to get away with it. Our Tera has some of the biggest Retail Balls ever and she gets a RBA for this day of douchey custy hell:
Just… shut up. Go away, shut up, get out of my line and leave me be!
I was back in the window today, and I had a few rude ass little shits.
First one pulls up, he looks young. As I’m on an energy drink, I’m hyper, and when I’m hyper, I am the MOST FRIENDLY PERSON YOU WILL EVER HAVE THE MISFORTUNE TO MEET, OH MY GOD! So I smile and ask him if I could see his ID.
The little shit just sighs dramatically and makes a huge show of pulling it out of his wallet and damn near throws it at me. I check it, and he’s 22. I smile and he snaps “Is there anything ELSE you need?!”
I got his cigarettes, rang him up and said ‘Nope. That’s gonna be $XX.xx.’
He paid, I threw the ID back at him, threw the two packs in his car, smiled and said ‘You have a WONDERFUL evening!’ and slammed the window shut in his face.
About two hours later, the phone rings and it’s the gas station. Chatty Cat warns me of this girl who had just left and would probably be coming through my window. She was described as the little girl with huge boobs and she didn’t have an ID on her. I go to my window, and hey! Guess who’s there?!
I smiled and when she ordered her smokes, I asked if she had her ID on her, she looked young, and I had to verify her age. She just sighs as though I’ve asked her what the meaning of life is.
Bitch: I don’t have it with me. Look, I’m 19, can you just give me my cigarettes?!
She went white and sped off.
Around 6:30 or so, I had to go get Shift Leader 1, because I have an exchange. These take a couple of minutes to do, especially if you have to walk across the store to get the person authorized to do them. We finish it out with no trouble, and the next car has a nice lady in it. The car after THAT pulls up, and the shit stain looks at me with a glare and shoves the money at me, slamming it on the ledge before I even have a chance to say ‘hello’.
ShitStain: You move TOO GODDAMN SLOW!
I stared at him for what seemed like forever while the little hamster in my head stumbled on the wheel. Once I realized what has happened, I thought for a long, long moment on how best to handle this. I walked over, grabbed his money as he told me what he wanted.
I proceeded to THROW it back in his car, slammed the window harder than I’d ever slammed it before, and locked it before staring at the priceless look on his face and walked off.
He screamed through the window, and when Big M went over to see what was wrong, I yelled ‘Stop! Don’t you DARE open that window! You let him fucking SIT THERE and THINK about what he’s done! He can walk his lazy ass inside, he’s NOT getting his lung cancer the easy way today!’
He finally sped off and I went back to business as normal.
I wonder what kind of shit I’ll get into tomorrow when the office people find out?