We have a new coworker -- a 16-year-old girl, who happens to be the niece of my managers' boss. Surprisingly, she's awesome -- one of the hardest-working associates we have. I'll call her BBN for Big Boss' Niece. Needless to say, both "Smart" and "Jerk" have been very protective of her, since she's related to their direct superior!
BBN has a very cute face and that slim figure that many people find attractive. She also has a significant other and is underage in any case. She's working a register and a middle-aged couple buying a lot of items are in her line. I'm stocking close by and hear every word of the conversation when it's their turn to be rung out.
Wife: My husband [name] here and I have been married for 25 years.
BBN: That's nice, ma'am.
Husband: You look kind of like our daughter's best friend. She's a junior in college now.
BBN: Um... thanks?
Wife: You look quite pretty. [She leans in close to BBN, and I notice "Smart" coming over.]
Husband: What time do you get off work? We'll take you over to our place.
Wife: You and I could have lots of fun.
BBN: I'm already taken.
Husband: Oh, come on. I'll show you a few techniques I learned from [wife's name] and make your body very happy.
Smart: Please do not proposition my employees. I will have you banned from the store if you continue.
BBN: Your total is [total]. Cash or charge?
Wife [to Smart]: Come on! She's too cute not to ask out!
Smart: She is *16 years old*. Now take your purchases and leave. And do not bother her again, *ever*.
Listening to that creepy couple, I thought smoke was going to come out of my ears. May all your customers be sane...