I was working in the window about a year ago. It was a Sunday, which was our busiest day of the week because we could sell beer. The Cigarette Store was always dead on Sundays, though, so I told my coworkers I needed some change for my register, to watch the window while I went and got the Shift Leader who had the safe key.
Ho-hum, get over there and told her what I needed.
Me: Hey miss ****, I need [such and such] in change.
Shift Leader: Are you real busy over there?
Me: Well, I am, but they're not... why?
Shift Leader: Run the register for [Female Coworker].
So she leaves me there for reasons I could not comprehend! Especially since story policy is only Shift Leaders are allowed in anyone else's registers. Of course, they sometimes bend the rules for me, since I've been there so long and am RARELY, RARELY more than a dollar off.
AN HOUR PASSES! WTF?! Where IS she?!
I chat with the other coworker, because we're both fans of video games, when the Shift Leader comes back with my change.
Me: What happened?
Shift Leader: [Female Coworker] had to go clean the mens' room.
Me: And that took an hour...?
Shift Leader: Someone went in there and just SHIT everywhere!
So, yeah, this guy goes in the mens' room, takes a shit ON THE FLOOR OF THE STALL! No where NEAR the toilet! According to them, it was about 6 inches high! Then he went and did it in the OTHER STALL! Oh, not only that, but under BOTH URINALS, SMEARED IT ON THE WALLS, AND WALKED OUT, FUCKING TRAILING IT OUT THE STORE!
We talked about it the next day with the manager at the time, who didn't know what to do about it. We can't ban them unless we can get Security down there with the papers, so it's not entirely effective as it seems.
I offered my solution. They didn't take it, but I felt it was a good one! We catch this jackass, we string him from the rafters like a pinata, BEAT the shit out of him with 2x4's and then see if he ever wants to shit on our floors again.
Seriously, it would work, and it could be fun stress-relief when the next jackass does it!
--Terah, the Gas-Station Slave