*Guy is completely off his rocker approaches me. I sigh and try to be polite.*
Guy: Dude, I'm f---ed up! I'm so stoned!
Me: (You sure are dumbass!) *starts to laugh*
Guy: No, seriously! I'm really f--ed up! You like AC/DC? *Starts singing loudly and head banging.*
Me: *rolls eyes* Sorry don't know the words.
*Guy tries to stand up but stumbles around for a bit. He starts singing Bon Jovi really loudly.* SHOT THROUGH THE HEART...AND YOU'RE TO BLAME...YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!
Me: Shhh. Dude, do you want the cops to come?
Guy: Where am I? I'm f---ed up!
*This goes on for several minutes, and they guy happens to get on the same bus as me. The bus driver has to wake the guy up and kick him off because he's making such a ruckus. Why me?*