GO FUCK YOURSELVES! All of you can just suck a bag of dicks and CHOKE ON THEM!
I am sick and tired of hearing this! SICK AND TIRED I SAY!
WE have had tax for a few years now. It’s 5%, and it’s a Tribal Tax. The tribe imposes it at their stores, because the tribes are considered sovereign nations. It’s still less than State tax!
Don’t come in to my store and ask when we started charging tax. I will tell you the story of the day that it was an HOUR WAIT to get to the drive-thru window the day before we started! An HOUR WAIT! We had no cigarettes the next day, you would have thought it was milk and bread in the middle of a snowstorm!
Don’t come up to me and tell me you were in here last week and we didn’t charge you tax. One of two things will happen. 1- I will tell you over and over that yes, we DID charge you tax until you get so pissed at me you start cussing so I can cuss back or 2- I will fall to the ground and piss myself laughing at you. If you’ve shopped with us since April 1, 2010 you have been charged a 5% sales tax.
WE ARE NOT A FUCKING RESERVATION! There isn’t one in the fucking STATE! WE. ARE. NOT. A. RESERVATION! I hate this one so much. I don’t know what the fuck the travel agencies are saying, but we don’t have a reservation. Keep driving west, asshole, we don’t need idiots like you here.
Don’t tell me you can go to the other tribe and get the cigarettes cheaper. I will shut the window on you or I will walk off. If you’re lucky, I’ll tell someone else to wait on you. I know for a fact that we are cheaper than the other tribe. I know they don’t have tax. That doesn’t mean SHIT.
Please… please just use your brains. I’m begging you. Sunday is my 7th year in hell, I don’t know how much more I can take before my own brain melts from the sheer stupidity!
--Terah The Gas Slave