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Posted by Ilia on Tuesday, September 17, 2013 | Permalink
The duck-sized horses. Definitely the horses. Regular-sized ducks are scary and angry enough, thankyouverymuch.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 08:24 AM
Horse-sized duck. Square-cube law means it wouldn't be able to support its own body mass, and it would keel over and die without me having to do anything.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 09:29 AM
I'll take the horse-sized duck, because even if we give it thicker bones so that it can support its body weight, it's easier to fight off one animal than 100.
The Last Archimedean |
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 12:51 PM
It depends on what weapon I have to fight it/them with.
NC Tony |
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 03:04 PM
Horse sized duck. One shot should be enough to disable it.
The duck sized horses, I would want a flamethrower for and I don't happen to have one.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 03:48 PM
Don't need a flamethrower. Need a few gallons of candy-colored hair dye and some Lee Press-On Wings and Horns, and make a fortune.
Tuesday, September 17, 2013 at 05:41 PM
If a regular duck can have an abnormally long corkscrew penis, I don't want to think about the size of one on a horse sized duck.
Trucker Bitch |
Wednesday, September 18, 2013 at 05:28 PM
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