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The Last Archimedean

My manager always replies to idiotic complaints like that one with, "Did [employee] actually DO anything that you have a complaint about?"

The customer, usually very surprised the manager didn't kowtow immediately, will stammer out, "Um... uh.... no, but I --"

At which point the manager will interrupt. "No? Then you don't actually have a complaint. Please enjoy your shopping experience at [store]." And before the customer can respond, the manager will go back to their station/office.

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