I'm on the verge of tears at work and I'm trying to talk myself out of quitting. I just don't understand my luck in life. I can't quit but I would honestly rather shave my junk with a rusty razor than be here.
First, nobody answers my fucking pages and when they do, they act like I'm such a fucking inconvenience.
I had to call ladies wear to get a price, but right after, a customer with the same shirt came up and offered it so I could scan it. I just picked up the phone to cancel the page when the woman from ladies wear comes up and asks what the problem is.
I told her that I fixed the problem and she screams "Well, I'm here by myself so next time, CANCEL THE PAGE." Right in front of a customer.
I looked at her and said "That's why I'm holding the phone!" Fucking cunt.
Then my computer went down, and when I called someone to ask what to do, they said "Turn it off and back on, like you're supposed to." I CANT TURN A COMPUTER BACK ON WHEN IT WONT TURN ON THATS WHY IM FUCKING CALLING YOU.
I should start doing meth. It'll make my shitty existence seem less miserable.
A woman came in 15 minutes before my shift ended and started screaming at me because I apparently overcharged her earlier in the day. I check the receipt and see nothing wrong, so I call the department. (She bought a blender and a coffee machine.)
The fantastic woman in that department came back and said, "The sales aren't coming up in the system, but they are on sale, so just fix it for the woman.
Then the woman started freaking out saying that I OBVIOUSLY did it on purpose, and I'm OBVIOUSLY just retarded.
Coworker looks at her and says, "Uhm. No. I JUST said that the sales aren't even coming up in the system. She can easily do a price adjustment for you and get you on your way."
That's when the woman screams that we owe her 20% of the bill because "that's the law."
WHERE IS THAT THE LAW? IS IT IN THE COUNTRY OF ASSHOLEIKSTAN? IN THE PROVINCE OF IMAHUGECUNT? PERHAPS THE CITY OF BLOWITOUTYOURASS?
I had to call my manager because this woman was making such a huge scene that a few other customers told her to shut the fuck up and die. Manager comes down and obviously denies her the 20% because it's a law in her imaginary world, I guess.
And then she threatens to call the cops. Security had to escort her out. She never got the adjustment, thank fuck. But I really hope she was hit by a runaway chainsaw. It is Leatherface season.