So I was just minding my own business doing my job when I heard someone calling out the name Suzanne. I didn't pay any attention to it because my name isn't Suzanne.
After about 4 Suzanne's, this lady finally snaps out, "Why are you ignoring me?" which caught my attention and I looked up to see her staring at me.
Me: "Are you talking to me?"
Crazy lady: "Well yes! Do you see any other Suzanne's around here?"
Me: (flabbergasted): My name isn't Suzanne, it's [Name].
Crazy lady: "No it's not! I was in here a week ago, and you told me it was Suzanne."
Me: "I can assure you I did not. There is also nobody here with a name even close to Suzanne."
At this point I moved my hair (which tends to cover my name tag) and showed her that I wasn't lying. Yet she was still insistent that my name was Suzanne.
Wtf... just wtf.