My day was absolute shit.
One of the self serve checkouts shit itself whilst I was covering the self serve person's break and I don't know how to fix the fucking things.
Then I got moved to express where I was stood right next to a BIG rack of petunias, all in flower. Hello allergies! It got to the point where I could hardly breathe, so I asked the boss to move me.
Then there was the fucking moron who came through the 15 items line with 32 items and as the cherry on top of my shit sundae I had a woman give me over 4 dollars in 5 cent coins. Then the bitch started yelling at me and saying "This is embarrassing!" because I was taking too long to count the mountain of fucking change she gave me.
She literally opened her purse, turned it upside down and shook a huge heap of change out on to the counter. Every time she bitched I'd get distracted and lose my count, which of course pissed her off even more.
I fucking HATE crusties, I wish they would all go die in a fire.