Place names and faces have been blurred to protect the innocent.
Selling MATTRESSES? For a school fundraiser? But... really? Who would let their kids do this?
Strapping a teen inside a mattress and sticking 'em the streetcorner? There is so much wrong here!
At least behind the concrete barricade the kid is somewhat safe. Not! This is a construction zone and the kid is standing on the side where they are working! Ooooh... wait, another one is standing on top of the same barricade. In the back of my van, officer? Just a mattress I found...