Well RHUers, Hallowthanksmas is upon us. The warning signs have been everywhere, and this month is the official beginning. In order to kick off our monthly theme and the descent into Holiday Hell, I decided to begin with Halloween Hell.
You know this is where we plummet into madness. You are at the highest peak of the roller coaster, slowly tipping over the edge. The only way forward is down, so grab the safety bar ahead of you, keep all limbs inside the vehicle at all times, give your throat a spritz or two of moisture, and scream your head off all the way down. It's a wild ride from here folks, and there are no emergency brakes.
So, summon the mighty Thrognar for aid, take a deep breath, and begin. Share with us your Halloween Hell stories.
Hellspawn hyped up on sugar. Noise making decorations that go off every...fucking...time... a mosquito sneezes in front of it. Costumes spread everywhere... on the floor... on top of shelves... for some strange reason in the employee refrigerator (seriously how in the...?) Makeup that comes in cheap compacts or hair spray for hellspawn to use on each other. Mothers trying to cajole their screeching brats to just accept the fact that the costume they want isn't on the shelf anymore...
You know what to do... open your email, copy and paste the destination ( firstname.lastname@example.org ) and begin your terror filled rants!