USPS destroyed my mail, and sent me this note US Postal Service destroyed my mail and instead sent me 7/8ths of just the cover of the magazine I was supposed to get, and a "well we fucked up but we're not gonna do anything about it" excuse note.
"Dear Postal Customer: We sincerely regret the damage to your mail during handling by the Postal Service. We hope this incident did not inconvenience you. We realize that your mail is important to you and that you have every right to expect it to be delivered in good condition. Although every effort is made to prevent damage to the mail, occasionally this will occur because of the great volume handled and the rapid processing methods which must be employed to assure the most expeditious distribution possible. We hope you understand. We assure you that we are constantly striving to improve our processing methods in order that even a rare occurrence may be eliminated. Please accept our apologies. Sincerely, Your Postmaster"
They only sent me the cover of the magazine, and not even the entire cover: