First Taylor Swift, then Obama, now a beloved online retailer. Why does Kanye feel the need to attack everything America holds dear?

On Monday, West started a thing with Zappos, the online mega shoe store (owned by Amazon.com) that is known for having incredible customer service.

"I got into this giant argument with the head of Zappos that he's trying to tell me what I need to focus on," West says on writer Bret Easton Ellis's podcast, released on Monday. "Meanwhile, he sells all this shit product to everybody, his whole thing is based off of selling shit product," he says.

We're neither the first nor the last to say it, but it has to be said: Calm down, Kanye.

Just after we published this Zappos responded to West in the greatest way possible, posting the following on its Facebook page:

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A shit product search on Zappos brings this up:

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