*shudder* I have only shared this with a couple of people as it still creeps me out.
I was working for years at the High end Antique Estate Jewelry store in an upscale mall.
Ok so this guy is buying a piece of jewelry for his fiance. The whole time he is looking, he is telling me how even though she had a double mastectomy he still stayed with her and even though she wasn't sexy he'd still have sex with her because he loved her and stuff. Yeah, it gets better.
He wanted me to try on the bracelets, earrings and other things that he was interested in. He decided on the diamond studs and wanted them gift wrapped. I went to the back and steamed them off so they were perfect and lovely, since I had tried them on.
He had me wrap them as he stood close enough to smell my hair. After they were wrapped, he had me unwrap them again, so that "He could see what the whole experience was going to look like when he gave them to her, to see a woman's hands unwrap it and all. It gets better.
He said he wanted me to put them in my ears one more time so he could see them, but not to steam them this time and just wrap them. He made it a point to keep talking about his lover and lack of desire for her current condition. So finally, I handed him the bag and his receipt and told him "I'm sure she will love them." He handed me the package one more time and asked that I check the tape and ribbon to make sure it was on there good. (I later found out why he wanted me to do all of this).
He left and I got razzed by my two male co workers about his 'wanting me to fondle his package'. 20 minutes later two police officers came to the store and had us hold onto the bag and receipt that he "Was found with, so that he can retrieve it after they let him out of jail the next day."
The little box was in the bag; it was unwrapped and the police informed us that....They found him in the ladies room at the food court, pants down and "doing things to the package with the earrings." That is why he wanted me to put the earrings in, not steam them, and had me touch that box and wrapping as much as possible before he left.