Fucking returns suck. And at Souls we gave out "Soul's Cash"... for every $50 bucks they spent they got $10 in Soul's Cash.
It's astounding how many morons can't comprehend that if they spend $100 and return $80 of it, that they don't get to keep the free money any more. If you give us back 80, you only spent 20, and we're not as fucking stupid as you are.
We're not gonna let you get away with it no matter how much you bitch and no matter how many managers you wanna talk to.
If you buy the shit, keep the shit. We don't want it any more. But if you insist on bringing your shit back, then go and put it where it belongs. We have enough to do during the day without having to deal with buyers' remorse items. Christmas fucking sucks.