Chicken Teriyaki Lady is back! First thing when I got there was a phone call from the lady wanting to know where her coupons were. For those who don't remember, an older lady who didn't look all right in the head claimed that she got sick 20 minutes after eating one of our sandwiches, then proceeded to get sick for the next 3 hours. And for those who remember their basic food safety, this is like fucking impossible, it takes at least 12 hours for it to run its course. But the DM promised her some coupons to placate her.
So she calls, asks where the coupons are, and then tells me the story again of how she got sick. Then proceeds to threaten to call the health department on us because she wasn't sure what else to do.
I offer to call DM and get back with her. Call DM, he mailed them out Thursday, and he also said that he wouldn't mind if she called the health department. I call back and tell the woman this, and proceeded to hear for 10 minutes how it was all Obama's fault for the mail service being so horrible, and how it takes so long to get her electric bill that it comes to her house two days before the due date. She didn't know what Obama did, but he isn't doing something right.
I bit my tongue in not correcting her. I finally managed to get her off the phone after listening to her talk about randomness for another few minutes.
After that, the manager of the store got back with me. Confirmed that the woman wasn't all right in the head, and she routinely rages over at the grocery side. Yesterday she apparently raged at the grocery store side because she claimed they moved their sugar (they didn't, it was right where it always was).
She was raging so badly that the grocery store manager hid from her. Also, that manager was going to try to talk to the higher ups to try to get the woman banned from our store, because this apparently isn't the first time she has pulled such a stunt. And I hope that he succeeds, because who seriously tries to actively petition for coupons for free food after one gets sick, if not a scammer?