Remember my previous post about some large riding toys with signs that say: DO NOT TOUCH but parents let their hellspawn do it anyway?
Well after dealing with this situation all day, I was closing up shop tonight when out of the corner of my eye I see a large family with several demonlings coming down the street.
Now the toys are right in front of the store windows to entice customers to shop. I quickly shut and lock the doors and sure enough within seconds I hear the following outside.
Demonling: MOMMY! LOOK! *Screams* I WANT TO GO IN THERE!
(I'm straightening, sweeping up, vacuuming and cleaning in the store. Meanwhile, the custys are tapping the glass to which I ignore them.)
Demonling: *crying* I WANT TO SEE IT! I WANT TO SEE IT!
(This time the parents are pounding on the door to which I ignore them. Luckily the vacuum is loud enough to drown out their requests.)
Parents: I guess they're closed. *drags off screaming demonlings*
Of course, I'm closed! Don't you see that the doors are locked that the slave inside is cleaning up? HELL NO am I going to unlock the doors so your hellspawn can spend the next half hour simply riding around and making a mess. Go take them to the park at night and have them play with the crack dealers! THE STORE IS CLOSED!
I got a small bit of satisfaction denying their child the ability to come in and play with the toys. Oh I can imagine the look on their faces to be denied entrance into my little carnival wonderland.