I used to work at Baby Gap... I hated those stupid mother-fuckers and their demented children...
There was this one time we had a really nice front and center display with a skateboard ramp and fake skateboards. Some idiot kid goes over and attempts to slide down the ramp manages to break it and hurt himself.
The fucking bitch mom yells at us asking us, "WHY WEREN'T U GUYS WATCHING HIM!!!"
EXCUSEEEEEEEEEE MEEEE! I didn't know I was your personal babysitter, you fucking bitch!
When I was a kid in a store, if I so much as knocked a shirt off a t-stand, my mom would flash me the, "I'm gonna beat the shit out of u when we get home" look.
WHERE ARE THOSE PARENTS NOW A DAYS!??!!