So, today is a school day. So because I have a class at an ungodly hour in the morning I'm hungry and in the local subway by 9am.
Usually it is pretty quiet.
Then... she scurried in. The first real discount rat I have encountered. Suprisingly at her heels was a spawn that looked rather well behaved.
She orders a tuna sandwich and a steak and cheese. On the same loaf.. as in half one half the other.
You guys can see where this goes right? She worded it as if it was one sandwich that just happened to need split.
When told the price for what was obviously two sandwiches she looked at her kid ...picked him up..."see this lady 'spawn' because of her we cant eat breakfast" and walked out without another word while the spawn started crying.
To her credit the manager had been willing to give it to her with a 'this is the only time' lecture. And she didn't start cussing ether.
It's too early for this shit, and I have finals to deal with.