Coworker had a doozy of a custy this morning. Weird, older lady comes in, looks around and appears off in lalaland. Coworker approaches her.
Coworker: Can I help you?
Custy: You're really nice. You're Catholic, aren't you?
Coworker: *puzzled* Uh, yeah? Did you need some help?
Custy: No. I just wanted to come in and spread the word of God. You shouldn't practice that religion. You won't get into heaven because it's sinful.
Coworker: *eyeroll* Okay. *starts to walk off* Let me know if you need anything. *woman stops her.*
Custy: You should pray. You should convert. I know I had to leave all my family behind and not talk to them because they refused to convert to my beliefs. They're souls can't be saved. They're all going to hell.
Coworker: *shakes head* You have a nice day now.
Custy: *hands her a mini-Bible.* Take this and change your ways. Save yourself. *leaves*
Coworker observes the lady outside sitting on a bench and muttering to herself. Obviously, she's a bit cuckoo!