I had a lady tell me one time that she knew I was watching her cause she was BLACK.
No I was watching you cause you were swiping shirts and putting them into your coat.. (Wow the Coat is growing in size..)
She made the biggest noise in the store, whooping and hollering at me telling people I was looking at her, then she walks out with the clothes still in her coat and of course they beep. She walks back into my store and pulled out a wad of CASH and said, "Why would she need to steal if I have all this cash?"
Yea, I'm sure that money wasn't stolen either... :(