Retail Slave: "Sir, *I* told you last time that it was a one time thing and not to expect it every time. I remember the conversation very well. From now on, you will either obey our policies, or I will mark you in our security feeds as a scam artist and notify the police."
The retail balls were so mighty that I about burst into tears at their perfection. Thrognar, please bless this retail slave with your protection from all complaints laid against them from here until eternity.