The latest I heard was from a guy who wanted to return a suit. It seems he bought it for his son two years ago and, "... (choke) he died in Iraq last month and (choke) he never got to wear it."
Then the usual: no receipt, no price tag on the suit, it's a brand we no longer carry and (wait for it!) he bought it from our competitor.
"You're both owned by the same parent company, aren't you?"
"I'm sending his mother down to get the refund. We paid over $400 for that suit and we NEED that money for his burial."
--Joe the Cigar Guy