So this story was relayed to me, and it was too good not to share.
A friend of my parents was working his delivery route; we'll call him Delivery Guy. Stopped at a red light before turning right. The guy ahead of him made the turn and stopped at the end of the line of cars. Delivery Guy checked to make sure the coast was clear, made the turn and came to a complete stop well before the guy's bumper.
Suddenly the guy in front of him looked back, looked him dead in the eyes, and shifted into reverse. The jerk ahead of him gunned the motor, surged backward, and rammed Delivery Guy's front bumper.
Then of course got out screaming and yelling about his neck and about how he's going to sue Delivery Guy for every penny he's worth for ramming him.
Delivery Guy (totally calm): That's not what happened, and you know it.
Jerk: Oh yeah? And who's going to believe that I put my car in reverse to hit YOU?
Delivery Guy just smiled calmly and sweetly.
The police arrive, and statements are given. The whole time Jerk is ranting and raving about how he's sustained an injury and blah blah blah.
Delivery Guy remains calm throughout the entire thing, even going back to the car to retrieve a small item to hand to the cops.
Jerk: HEY! What the hell do you think you're doing?! Are you seriously trying to bribe the fucking COPS?!
Delivery Guy: Not at all. I was simply handing them the memory card to my dash cam.
Jerk apparently went dead white. Long and the short of it? Jerk got in trouble for fraud and several other driving charges.
May all your scammers be this stupid,